The Atlantis Lounge
Wizard People
Ages 21 and up
Saturday, December 12, 2026
8pm
$20
Wizard People is BACK. Barely?
The NW’s favorite christmas event / 2D-media detruct-o-thon / metatheatrical freak show considered taking the year off.
We went big last year. Real big. We read your minds. Prof B literally got digitized into the film and killed JK Rowling forever.
Plus, we’ve got even bigger plans for 2027, and our arms / legs / backs are tired from carrying all those big plans.
But then! We thought! Why not just do one night only in our favorite city?!
Why not just do exactly one show this year in Portland with the original script and the original edit?
It has been many years since that has been attempted. So many lines have gone unspoken… so many scenes have gone un… seen…
It is both the laziest and hardest thing that Professor Brett Niley could possibly perpetrate upon you: 2.5 hours of uncut Wizard People.
Not to be repeated for probably, we don’t know, another ten years? BE THERE.